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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Would make a great gift for Christmas

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Would make a great gift for Christmas

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    I like that top she has on.

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    I remember this from my childhood. The elastic elements of the straps were tightly wound metal coils/springs. Good luck getting your hair out of that after combing your head with the massage instrument.

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    I’m just imagining that sounds like hammer drill when it’s running.

    “Howard! Are you touching yourself in there?!”

    “n-no dear… Just a…ahhhh just a bit of the 'ole DIY, haha, y-you know”

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    I thought it was a grenade at first glance

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    My wife and I collected these old vibes for a while. We have one of these.

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      Is it as delightful as they say?

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    Jokes aside, this seems like an express trip to not being able to feel your hand

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      Maybe that’s the sensation she was trying to achieve?

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    Oh, it says, “Oster”; not, “Oyster”.

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    Oh so this is what meat proxy meant…

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