Beetle Moses | Bluesky
Transcript
Three panel comic.
Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!”
Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip.
Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”


Technically, only the tequila is completely out of place for the time period.
There are native European strawberries, and triple sec is a distilled orange brandy, and there were stills in China as early as the year 1200.
The lime juice comes from South East Asia.
So yeah, replace the tequila and it could almost exist.
While you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), it was quite a while later that all those ingredients were combined in that specific way.
The sum is greater than the parts, and all that.