$3.99 at the thrift store. I think I might wear it golfing
I was thinking that being a red hat, it might be a response to the other much more well known kind of red hat that some people have been wearing of late.
(As in, “he’s not making America great again. He’s off golfing.”)
I prefer him golfing to anything else he does.
I think I’d prefer him jogging or swimming, or doing one of those other “had a heart attack whilst doing it” sports.
There’s always sunstroke and lightning
We’ll he seems to think he can swim better than an Olympic swimmer so maybe he should show us all how it’s done.
It will be the single worst hangover of my entire life when he cannot physically golf any more for want of respirations.
Sometimes I am slow. The hat, to me, looks pink. While I, as a man, do wear pink, it is of course cultureally associated with women. So I read “He’s golfing” as… a wife? Which means wearing the hat while hubby is away golfing is… a pickup line???
Then I realized the community, and comments confirmed it’s supposed to be a red hat. Well, a “red hat”. heh.
Okay, now that I have the proper context: Nice hat. :)
It’s the perfect gift for a wealthy, neglected wife!
I don’t know why she’s so interested in gardening all of a sudden. I mean, we have Julio to do all the work. He’s here nearly every day, working in the sun with his shirt off… sweating.
I thought that his husband gave it to him before I clicked and read the full story…
Needs a nuclear mushroom above the text, then it’s clear who exactly went golfing.
He’s golfing.
Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
Men be golfin’!





