By Extra Fabulous for Mr. Lovenstein | Mastodon | Kickstarter
Transcript
4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: a guy pets his dog. rub rub
The dog thinks: Thank you for putting your hands on me
Panel 2: the dog stands on its hind legs and rubs his paws on the guy rub
Dog thinking: Let me return the favor
Guy: “No! Get down! Bad”
Panel 3: the guy is upset at the dog. The dog is just confused
Dog: The fuck, dude
Panel 4: the guy resumes petting the dog rub rub
Dog: Wow what the fuck dude


Scratching our horse has a tendency to prompt her to scratch back. We’ve more or less taught her to just do that with her lip (seriously, horse lips are flexible and strong enough to do that just fine) rather than her teeth like she would with other horses, but sometimes, those habits slip back in…
So she sometimes wonders why we tell her off when she just wants to return the favour. I always feel bad, but I’d rather not have her rip holes in my clothes (nor skin, for that matter).