Hey, if it works for the police (it doesn’t) then it’ll work for the AI tech companies (it won’t)

“Do whatever you want.”

“ok.”

Wow such a big beautiful achievement by doing sweet fuck all.

“I think I’m seeing tremendous self-policing.“ - Donald Trump

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Edit: added quote attribution in case it wasn’t obvious

I promise to guard that cookie jar against me raiding it, pinky swear!

An incompetent buffoon gives a bunch of narcissistic megalomaniacs free reign. What could possibly go wrong?

The AI companies came to the government for help, and Trumo said, “Nah, you guys got this, I got a arch to build.”

Any organisation that is permitted to regulate or investigate itself is intrinsically corrupt and unfit for purpose.

“…that began when they engaged in unauthorized offensive operations against robots and human personnel of the Hartz-Timor Energy Combine. Now I wish that I could relate that the crisis has been… exaggerated. But… it’s not. The peacekeepers have not responded to stand-down codes, and… by all signs they appear to be replicating at a… precipitous rate. Now what I can promise you, can absolutely assure you, is that I am already devoting every possible resource towards reaching… a speedy conclusion to this issue. So when you hear the bad talk about us, against this company, in the days, maybe weeks to come…”

They aren’t doing the right thing now. So nothing will change. They’ve already been self policing. Time to regulate!

“Our technology presents a huge threat to the job market, truth online, cybersecurity and climate continued human existence because it’s just so good. We acknowledge this and don’t want to be seen like the villains. Will somebody please regulate us?” *wink*