This is the version I remember
I thought I remembered seeing this before someone turned it into a comic.
My body is a temple dedicated to Dionysus
Hades, yeah! 🍷
My body is one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place .
My body is a temple
Everyone’s welcome
Mine is also full of booby traps and pitfalls and probably a couple of poisonous snakes.
Hey, at least part of it might belong on a museum.
My body’s not a temple, it is a vessel
And a blank slate… An empty hard drive
It’s also possibly haunted, there’s at least one walking skeleton inside.
My bad for not checking more into the metrics when I got it, but my Apple Watch alerted me my cardio fitness was “Low” with a notification warning; it never notified me when I was at the higher level of “Below Average” because that’s where I started when I got it, but I wish it did.
Anyways, I treat my body like a copilot asleep at the yoke while the pilot (that was an amalgamation of my parents and gym class and walking places out of having no choice) left quite a while ago.
Started getting my cardio fitness up with UGH boring treadmill walk-jogs and UGH boring breathing exercises. Sure I’m seeing slight improvements after two weeks, but YAWN-O-SAURUS.
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