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A Helpful Guide To Star Wars vs Star Trek

Star Wars

[Image of Han Solo in Tommy’s style]

  • Don’t start with the ‘first’ movie, let me tell you where to start
  • Looks like ruined farm equipment in space
  • In summary: the past was horrible
  • JJ Abrams ruined it

Star Trek

[Image of Jean Luc Picard in Tommy’s style]

  • Don’t start with the first season, let me tell you where to start
  • Looks like a cruise ship in space
  • In summary: the future is incredible
  • JJ Abrams ruined it
  • Goodeye8@piefed.socialEnglish
    11·
    1 day ago

    So let me get this straight. If instead of drinking titty milk Luke had dropped his pants and started furiously masturbating your reaction would be:

    He’s Luke Skywalker, he does whatever the fuck he wants and he doesn’t care all that much what others think about it.

      • Goodeye8@piefed.socialEnglish
        1·
        1 day ago

        You didn’t say it has to serve the story. You said he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

        And the milk drinking doesn’t serve the either but you’re hellbent on defending that.

        • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
          11·
          1 day ago

          Like I said before: Titty milk illustrates his connection to nature, and it’s the path of adventure and independence. That serves both the story being told, and consistent character traits. It’s the most Luke Skywalker thing he could have done.

          I’m willing to entertain the idea of masturbation possibly highlighting his connection to nature, his sense of adventure and independence. But you gotta explain it, because I’m not getting it yet.

          • Goodeye8@piefed.socialEnglish
            1·
            24 hours ago

            You want to cite the source where Johnson says that’s the intention behind the scene? Because without it you’re just presenting your own made up narrative as a fact. Because I can give you alternative take, it represents him turning from a dignified jedi knight into an undignified weird hermit.

            • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netEnglish
              11·
              23 hours ago

              I used My media analysis skills to come to that conclusion, and I’ve thoroughly shown My work.

              Remember, Luke expected Yoda to be a dignified warrior, but he turned out to be a weird hermit instead. Star Wars has never been about knights in shining armour who do everything society expects of them. Star Wars is weird and gross and rebellious.

              • Goodeye8@piefed.socialEnglish
                1·
                23 hours ago

                And a higher entity told me everything you say is wrong so I guess we’re going to be at a standstill.