• Doxin@pawb.social
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    7 days ago

    You’ve linked “machine with oil”, the ejaculating one is “machine with grease”. I’m on my phone right now so I can’t look it up for you, but you should be able to find it on youtube under that name.

    I should mention the less horny version came first.

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      7 days ago

      I tried to watch the video, but apparently I would have to log in to YouTube for age-verification because “it may not be suitable for children.”

      Honest to God, how the Republic of Dumbfuckistan gets to lecture the rest of the world on freedom remains the eternal mystery. I do hope y’all are using good long tablecloths in case a shapely table leg gives you the horn. (Then again, I suppose Vance needs plastic sofa covers so…)

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      7 days ago

      Oh! It still exists? I guess I’m glad it didn’t get cannibalized for parts, I enjoyed Ganson’s horny era