What a weird headline
A driver didn’t kill someone, someone died when a car entered the restaurant
Totally unrelated
I’m assuming the car entered the establishment hungry for waffles, then inadvertently emitted carbon monoxide (which is poisonous for some human employees). These things happen.
Killing people? Bankrupting the country? Destroying the climate? All forgivable.
Attacking Waffle House? FUCK CARS!
Her name was Tracy Long.
Fuck cars yes, but also fuck humans.
Goddamn can’t even be safe inside a restaurant these days.
Oh no, they found the only thing that can take out a Waffle House employee. The strategic Waffle House reserve army is no longer guaranteed.
Wtaf. They know WF only practices in escalation of force right 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
WF?
Waffle Force, surely
Don’t call me Shirley
