• eurodyne@piefed.world
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    23 hours ago

    If you blow a dude “to smithereens”, and he doesn’t say “thank you” afterwards, then you’re doing it wrong. Maybe stick a finger up his butt next time. Rub his balls.

    Sorry, I just don’t know how you could possibly fuck up a blow job.

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        22 hours ago

        It never occurred to me to bite the dick…

        Who the fuck is out there biting dicks?

        MONSTERS!

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          18 hours ago

          Some biting is ok.

          However I once had someone start just teasing the head, and suddenly slam down on it, gag, and start vomiting on me as they pulled off. When asked what happened, their only reply was “went too fast”. I always assumed them like shifted in such a way that they slipped their leg out from under them, sort of causing them to slam downward. I will never know though.

          However there are people out there that would have desired this outcome too.

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          22 hours ago

          my college girlfriend had TMJ but that didnt stop her from still trying to give me blowies. Her jaw would get tired and lock, and it was like she was trying to scrape the skin off my below average pp. 2/10 but had sex

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            22 hours ago

            How are women involved in this in any way?

            Do they do that?

            Perhaps that was your mistake. Try getting a dude to suck you off. I believe you will be far more satisfied by the experience.