How i want my wife to wake me up
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I like city building games and puzzles. I like other things as well, but that’s not important right now.
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FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If opinions are like assholes, then asking someone to explain their opinion is akin to asking them to describe the smell of their asshole
1·12 hours agoOpinions are not like assholes!!
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldto
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•This happened in Edinburgh, Scotland 🏴English
91·16 hours agoI’m afraid i’m absolutely addicted to driving accident videos. I think it’s because there’s the sense that seeing them will make you better at not making the same mistakes
EDIT: This was not one such driving video :(
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOPto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Classic literature which we regard as "period pieces" were published as "slice-of-life" stories at the time
2·16 hours agoThe highest effort shitposter. So much so that it killed him

I’ll admit, this speech bubble could appear on any person whatsoever. Maybe you’ve found the motto of humanity

Maybe this guy said it when he spoke the universe into existence
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldto
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•Maybe a hot take, but: Even using AI as a learning tool is wrong
23·1 day agoIt doesn’t do you as the user any favours so it’s definitely wrong in that sense. It’s bad for the environment too. People will still do it because it was pushed on them hard by universities and employers; it’ll take more time to unlearn
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOPto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Does videocall software like Zoom and MS Teams arrange users in order of joining?
3·1 day agoThank you very much, and thank you @[email protected]
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldto
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•24-year-old attempting to rollerblade across the entire US killed in hit-and-runEnglish
321·2 days agoWe let 82 year olds drive
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldtoMental Health@lemmy.world•How have you moved forward in your life?English
2·2 days agoPutting negative fake friends behind me
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you long for the return of hats?
4·2 days agoI want it to end at tricorns because everyone looks good in those
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you long for the return of hats?
3·2 days agoUnique shape, makes ya stand out. At first glance “oh this guy is just wearing a bowler… or is it a top hat… OHH SHIT, it’s a pilgrim hat!”
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you long for the return of hats?
1·2 days agoI’m already planning out in my head the kind of hat i will wear, cometh the day. I can’t wear those farmer caps because they’re too popular already and i want to be special. Can’t wear a fedora because of the memes. Interested in pilgrim hats but I’m not currently bold enough (nor bald enough, as you said)
When i first joined this forum i was constantly reminded that “everything on reddit is fake” so i’m just applying that principle and that is why i figured people might want to chat about it. [I realise i probably should have taken it to a reddit comm which would be a more relevant place for it.]
It’s not so much that it doesn’t align with my principles (beekeeping is based after all), it is just that it’s* laying it on a bit thick*. Even if OP is telling the truth, he didn’t need to make such a juicy story about it - we all get crazy coworkers once in a while, don’t need to give them a public trial on reddit.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Do you long for the return of hats?
5·2 days agoI don’t really like wearing them but i love other people wearing them haha. My hair is too curly and big.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you died tonight and people had to sort out your stuff, what would be the weirdest, most unexplainable trinket in your possession?
7·3 days agoNonsense I’ve written down and left lying around. Mental vomit, getting stuff off my chest, also cringe attempts at writings.
I have some collected small bits of scrap metal but I think people know about that
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Did you ever work for a manager that treats employees like something expendable?
1·3 days agoRight, in that case I guess you to need to explain to your coworker that the manager needs to face the consequences of his actions; only through boycotting our Labour or complaining about him can we get him to change his method.
I’m jaded and every “aita” or “rant” reddit post looks like a culture war grifting made-up-story now.
It hits the elements of
- HR bad
- Woman coworker bad
- “Karen” (middle aged woman) bad
- men just want to have fun
- men so oppressed in the professional world by women
- isn’t this craaaazy bro she’s trying to be involved in our hobbies she’s so jealous
- le based beekeeping
- heckin’ wholesome safe male hobbies
It’s posts like that which shift redditors away from woke to anti woke in culture wars, they’re very malleable i would say
You saw a post on reddit, so you made an alt on Lemmy to repost it,
Nope.
then found an unrelated post from reddit to serve as an intro to your comment (on an unrelated Lemmy post) linking to your lemmy-reddit post… why?
Nope. None of those are things that I did, you complete and utter buffoon.
Like I’d get just posting it but why link it here, in this thread, with another unrelated pic lol.
Just shut up and block me
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Did you ever work for a manager that treats employees like something expendable?
3·3 days agoWould you work for a manager like this? Because some coworkers want me to apply to work for this guy. I’m not asking because I need this job, but because it’s always good to know what other options you have.
Honestly, only if I knew I could get the manager back somehow, e.g immediately transferring to a different workplace so he’s shorthand, or creating an exposé on him.
Why do your coworkers want you to work for him?

That being said, I wouldn’t have complained if they’d left that AI genome project running, just in case