Goofy fucking mormons…

Right… So now there’ll be a heating oil shortage this winter. Perfect.

Where do you think we got it from?

It’s inherited!

He’s replacing the saltpeter in the chow halls in basic with viagra dust.

Apparently he’s personally “taste testing” each man’s “spermial voracity” and rating them for “call me later” or " hey babe - my office - right now - that’s an order soldier".

No they don’t. The exist because the fairness doctrine was done away with by Reagan which means the dirtiest lying sons-of-bitches on the planet can get on “TV” and spew utter bullshit 24/7/365 - and call it “news”. Opinion and newsmongering have obliterated “just the facts”.

It’s how you keep the human monkeys riled up.

It’s not in the top five issues that need immediate attention. And by “immediate” I mean government immediate, of course.

It’s not even in the top ten. The other guys are going to make your lives worse so voting for them “out of spite” is about the stupidest thing a human monkey could do. Human beings “think”. Human monkeys - not so much.

How about lets put our agendas aside and made the United States of AMERICA the main agenda here. Unless you think you’d like to live in Russia, which is exactly where trump will take it if he steals these midterms.

That’s probably pretty good. How did you dream that up?

The ‘you’re fired’ show starring donny dump.

We will fight for their right to be stupid… goddammit.

Yeah. Sure. But is it bringing in the bucks? I mean sheep? I mean customers?

: )

I thought most of the European continent used year, month, day.

Thanks for the knowledge.

Also… how’d it go? I’m guessing you were awake for such a notable event.?

American calendar notation only.

They’ve just re-instituted slavery.