I bet someone told him it was a top secret place to store weapons, and he was like “got it” and tweeted immediately about the “top grade” place.

My grocery bill is something like THREE TIMES what it was just 6 years ago.

The stock market goes up and these chucklefucks think everything is fine. It’s not fucking fine!

For those privileged enough to not get this joke:

My boss, who’s favorite thing in the world is Claude:

Gemini can’t even install simple native Linux apps when I try to use it for help, how the fuck did it manage this?

Macklemore said he’d never vote for Biden in one of his songs.

Let’s talk about that.

Dude isn’t a fucking saint, he’s a dumbass. Free Palestine, though.