Wow I didn’t know that dumbass was nominated for AL governor, that would probably take their state down further into the shit-hole of dumbassness if we wins that election. He would easily be the stupidest governor in the country. But not only is he a dumbass, he’s a total piece of shit too.

Santa brought it early! But it was Idiocracy that he brought upon us, for shame. This is hundreds of years ahead of the prophecy.

I like how the word BREASTS is positioned over the juggs like a label

I’ve been to half a dozen restaurants that had outdoor seating just like this in America. It’s no big deal, can be nice if the weather is suitable.

Ban all cell phone chargers except for human-powered generators. If you want to use a cell phone, you have to work for it by generating the power with your muscles.

Home / office hamster wheels, treadmills, etc - these would be the only things with a phone charger cable under my brilliant plan.

This helmet would be even funnier if it was a full face one with the enlarged print of the guy’s head + face