Light bulbs don’t have feelings.

See a fucking shrink.

“Shut the fuck up. I’m not playing this game anymore. Goodbye.”

I couldn’t give a shit about these.

Pregnant? Find a doctor who will get you a placard. Veteran? Find a doctor who will get you a placard. Cop? Fuck you. Picking up something quickly? Nobody cares.

If it’s not handicapped specific, I just use it.

There’s no debate. It’s a bunch of switches and light bulbs. Doesn’t matter what’s done to it.

You find me an objective standard of “good enough” that we can all agree on and I’ll find you bigfoot.

They maintain relevance because art is a human experience and robots have no home within it.

Fits in my pocket

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Lol

No. Too rapey. And when they’re not rapey, they drive children to self-harm. Fuck them.

Should have gotten a useful degree. Enjoy those student loans, leeches.

Yeah, no.

Imagine someone lightly choking you alll day.

…and then what happens?