Ah, you’ve met my sister.

The only way these cunts should be going further is off the end of the fucking pier.

It wasn’t kinky enough, had to make it illegal.

He’s gotten too used to having his balls trampled.

Always three, there are.

This is the plot of most alien invasion stories.

Is there a no title sequence and recaps and bits that go on to long cut out fan edit?

I jsut scrolled down. There is. Goddamn I need to hibernate for 50 years so there’s something decent to watch when I wake up.

Hard to be obese when there’s no fucking food.

No, it’s ok if they need one. It’s other people having abortions they don’t like.

That’ll teach em.

Again?

Gateway pcs came pre installed with demons.

Actually, in the UK, ‘to trump’ now means to fuck an entire country into the ground with no shame whatsoever.

We should probably update the dictionary.

The closest thing I can think of, in the uk, would be getting a jimmy saville tattoo.

arguing the FBI “did not want to punish victims of bestiality”

Makes sense. There’s a donkey in charge of the FBI.