What a fucking loser
Are there any queers in the
theaterarmy tonight?
Get them up against the wall
There’s one in the spotlight, he don’t look right to me
Get him up against the wall
That one looks Jewish!
And that one’s a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There’s one smoking a joint!
And another with spots!
If I had my way
I’d have all of you shot!So beards aren’t masculine enough for “warriors” now? They keep narrowing this bizarre definition.
in this context he ment black men allowed to wear beards to prevent medical issues. he means the hard R
No bears allowed, only Twunks.
primarly its hurts african americans, because they are prone to pseudofolliculitis from shaving.
I expect he’d prefer no body hair at all.

its interesting how this was reported in the Australian press, selective quoting, this is from the AFR, the Aus. equivalent of the WSJ, just a complete misquote…

He is the fucking radical! Look at his tattoos and listen to his speeches! Racist supramacist radical POS
What if the solution is to keep telling him how cool he is?
Anyone seen the video of this douche bag trying to do a workout with the army. By workout, I mean essentially calisthenics. The guy looks like an absolute moron with the side steps.
What really gets me about those clips is he posted them! This wasn’t some leaked video. He saw that and thought it looked badass.
I regularly ask myself how much they believe their own bullshit. For a long time I thought they didn’t but Hegseth might actually be that clueless.
I can’t upvote you enough. I actually thought that video was was a leak. I learned a lot today.
Hey, Pete, you know what happens when you decide to kick all those people out? You lose all the people running the cybersecurity division. Funny how that stuff works.
This thread brought me to a new thought. As with most essential parts of our government, maybe he is trying to push for privatizing the military. By firing top positions without reappointment and cancelling or delaying payment to labor, they create a volatile work environment. Spending increases on military does not go to our servicemen. Now attacking the people who want to serve is making their jobs near as unsafe as the frontline. This they hope will lead to low recruitment and retention, resulting in a need to hire more contractors.
As the old saying goes. A plane crash returning from a furry convention would put the software and cybersecurity industries back decades.
Also, basically every other role that’s not basic infantry… including spec-ops who are allowed to have beards to operate clandestinely.
hesgeth got mad because he never was able to obtain ranger school because hes such a screwup, i heard it was unofficially required for his position when he was sitll in the military.
He didnt say no furries although seems like the FBI is trying to attract them (and not knowing what a furry is)
Oh I bet he has a response to that: “AI!” - poof problem solved. 'Murica’s safe.
Ugh I wish I was joking.
Yeah, and from what we’ve been seeing… AI… err… “SI”… has been doing more offensive action than defensive action…
The best their so-called SI could do for their defensive strategy would be to encrypt everything… and then being unable to get the data back…
hes kicking 20% of the top brass out too, all for putins benefit.
OK but why you’re getting cucked in Iran?
He’s gotten too used to having his balls trampled.
Says the guy that has his own makeup people.
100% he creeps on them too
Outrage about woke is 2023
Even MAGA has woken up to it being the great con played upon them
This bloke is like a tiktok streamer playing the role of defence secretary from a 1980s action movie
Like a satire anchor from Robocop or Total Recall.
And then he puts fucking Elon Fatty Musk wimpy nazi in charge. Yanks - please kick out this administration
I’m trying my best but I got little legs
Because when you are losing a war, the sort of facial hair you have really matters. Reality doesn’t back them up, so they have to go for crass appearance. Not “weak” my ass.
From memory the facial hair things isn’t really about appearance but a way to kick poc out.
The facial hair thing started before they really let African people into the army as a way to ensure a good gas mask seal during WW1. I think it’s a dumb rule enforced only for some amorphous idea of “discipline” nowadays, though.
But gas masks are still a thing in the military.
I don’t understand how ? can you elaborate ?
edit someone explained here :
https://lemmy.world/comment/26110187specifically african americans, they are prone to pseudofolliculitis.
Also trans women – notoriously amazing tech skills
“I am directing the Secretary of the Army to implement a comprehensive transformation strategy, streamline its force structure, eliminate wasteful spending, reform…”
lol
First they came for the fatties
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a fatty
First they came for the fatties.
And they caught me because I was a fatty.
And they caught me because I was a fatty.
Theres nothing wrong with being a fatty boom baddie!
As long as you can get away with it!
Okay Snidley Whiplash!













