Good luck with sponsored relocation.

Unless you have some serious credentials or history with the company - they’re not going to shell out money for your move. You’re disposable.

Centralists are just embarrassed conservatives.

Glad South Korea’s population who bought these smart fridges get to beta test this dystopian nightmare and hopefully it never makes it to the rest of the world.

Is this more like Poor LA residents/Poor neighborhoods?

Because this screams lawsuits, especially in LA which is very big on lawsuits for personal health.

Yep. It’s like if it doesn’t affect western countries, the genocides aren’t really brought up.

Every other day, there’s a new food scare.

Through mockery.

I made a reminder at work that Target took down lgbt products, removed “DEI” language out of their policies, and did a racism when I saw the party planner bought some shit from Target for a pizza party. Immediately the dog piling began and she’s terrified to bring a target bag here again.

Does Nintendo say Fuck gamers? They’re more “Fuck creative fans.”

I don’t own a Nintendo since Nintendo DS so I’m out of the loop.

You saw a news article about a father who killed their daughter and your immediate comment is how much of this dead girl is fuckable?

I actually really like that line. I remember watching the latest Star Wars trilogy and just nitpicking. I’m not a super fan, I don’t even own anything Star Wars. But, the movies kept pulling out stupid takes that my suspension of disbelief was gone and I kept focusing on hyper details.

I also like that Harrison Ford calls everyone kid.

I actually modify the instructions so it goes UwU and 👉👈.

Make my answers respond like a cat girl.

Imagine an evil terrorist organization coming into the picture, and it’s up to REAL COPS to stop them.

And like real cops, they end up taking a detour to Walmart, where a woman was accused of stealing so they pull out their guns and kill a baby.

Oh is this too real? My bad.