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    11 hours ago

    The top orangutan has been accused of murdering babies and pregnant teens that he raped. So I would assume most of us Americans are unaffected since nobody is even investigating anything like that. Oh they investigated Cesar Chavez and there was much reason to do so and the biggest accuser was also part of the movement. But not the uber-rich. No siry Bob.


  • Well I’d like to add that Ford did too indirectly and it works. I personally rode both a fuel cell bus and one with a Ford Hydrogen combustion engine and both worked wonderfully. The hydrogen was sourced from electrolysis at a wind turbine. It was a proof of concept. And most relevantly… Toyota is at this again. It actually never quit because it is a smart move. Hydrogen can be easily had from natural gas or water and natural gas or oil is already the normal fuel. So you start at normal, then you switch when normal is gone. It’s expensive but let’s remember, Japan is an island with no oil deposits and a ton of smart people. Ofcourse they would try to figure it out.




  • Bob, here we are at the world famous tram driver can competition! Yes Bob! And here comes our first if contestant! It Jeff! Jeff Windston! He has a famous sitting posture that rattles everyone’s tickle bones Bob! Why yes! Bob! But here comes James Carbanger he’s gonna do the sitting politely move! Look at him judging the rails off at a distance! Bob, have you ever seen such devotion to perfecting a driving posture Bob? Yes, it is incredible indeed! Indeed Bob! Trully remarkable Bob! Now here comes the first set I’d green lights! Jeff, with a winners pose certainly places his handon the accelerator lever with admirable skill! James is catching up with a double tapititaptap on the dashboard! What a recovery! The kids are going wild imitating the fun tapping on the window. But say Bob? What budwiser beer could ever be best for driving trams? Why Budweiser ofcourse! Let’s go for some commercials and then come back to the exciting conclusion as the drivers clean the steering wheel with their most awaited hankerchief moves.







  • It’s basically Google sticking its long long schlong between you and your kids.

    Imagine you trying to open the door to your house and a Google rep shows up, asks you for a password and opens the door only when you have given it your password.

    Imagine that same scenario when you try to do anything at home… Looking for underwater? Password please! Start you car? Nope, unless you got password. C’mon satisfy lord Google’s requirements!

    So you want your kids to go on your phone that you purchased? First you need internet or this retarded process doesn’t work. Mmkay! You got Internet, now install a spy app on both phones and you’re good! Now just be sure you’re online and then give us the password, we’ll unlock your kids’ phone for the given amount of time.

    And that’s what family link is. It’s a stupid excuse by Google to have their spying app installed on your phone.