Are those the only two options?

Apparently, she doesn’t think so.

Someone do Apple’s and Microsoft’s OS version numbers.

One problem with this joke is that you have to know who Ansel Adams is but if you do you know that he was an expert in shades of gray and had a whole zone system for it.

It’s not illegal to build pedestrian friendly places in the USA. Just because it’s rare doesn’t mean it’s illegal.

Oh, look, you’re trolling. Good for you. I hope you get the attention you so desperately crave.