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I get it!

But also if you guys haven’t heard of ratchet belts you should try them.

0.045% of the time they’re talking about Weird Al.

TIL I’m addicted to my banking app.

Also, only 50%?

People care about privacy until it’s inconvenient. I can’t think of any websites I would trust to keep a cookie on my PC indefinitely, so I wipe everything when I shut down my PC once a day.

My personal method is streamlining access to my password manager so logging in is easier.

One of my teachers brought in a slide rule but didn’t teach us how it actually worked, just talked about its history for a while. It got to me because I actually was excited, and I wanted to see it in action.

I memorized Shakespeare Sonnet 68 in high school, it’s basically about how a people without powder or wigs made out of dead people’s hair are much more interesting and beautiful for showing their age. It’s never been more relevant than here:

Thus is his cheek the map of days outworn,
When beauty liv’d and died as flowers do now,
Before the bastard signs of fair were borne,
Or durst inhabit on a living brow;
Before the golden tresses of the dead,
The right of sepulchres, were shorn away,
To live a second life on second head;
Ere beauty’s dead fleece made another gay.
In him those holy antique hours are seen,
Without all ornament, itself and true,
Making no summer of another’s green,
Robbing no old to dress his beauty new;
   And him as for a map doth Nature store,
   To show false Art what beauty was of yore.

One time I went on a date with a girl I met online, and she didn’t look at me. She had a big smile the whole time, and would briefly raise her head just to lower it immediately. Shortly into our long dinner I realized she was blind.

I thought it was odd she hadn’t mentioned it, but rolled with it and we had a nice dinner. Two hours later she left the restaurant and drove off.

I sat there for a while doing a post-mortem on our dinner thinking about how it went. Then it hit me: She drove here?

Girl was so shy that I actually thought she was blind.

This is The Doctor and The Master erasure. 😔