I swear to the gods that each day I read at least one headline and then subsequently article that turns me into Daniel Craig’s character from Knives Out/Glass Onion responding to Kate Hudson’s character in the latter film

Me after looking at the headline: “It’s soooo dumb!”

article writer in the role of Kate Hudson: “So dumb it’s brilliant”

Me again: “NO ITS JUST DUMB”

Our collective realities as a society were irrecoverably fractured a while back the cascading effects of which have caused deep cultural atomization and distrust of one another allowing a conman and likely foreign asset to highjack an already growing populist outrage at the state and status quo.

I could probably go on but that’s the gist in the broadest of strokes

There has never been a moment of my life he hasn’t cast a shadow over. I’m gonna need a few hospitals after celebrating

This is why I went ahead and bought one last January, It’ll probably last at least 5 years(i hope), and I can pirate and emulate games much more easily than on a console to keep my entertainment budget lower. Just a year early