Anyone ever heard of a symbolic Hieronymus Machine?

I was fascinated by the concept when i was younger, though I’ve always assumed it was bullshit.

I’m up too early for this much edginess, maybe next time 👀

An olde’ classic I’m always happy to find in the wild. Well .gif’d! 🥂

It’s why they’re runners – they frequently have to shit without much warning, so they’ve gotten good at running (to the nearest bathroom or waste receptacle)

It serves nicely as an opportunity to remind onlookers that Trump avoided military service using his supposed ‘bone spurs’ as a reason he was unfit, though. Nothing like reminding these idiots that their tough guy is that tough