Too ba-a-a-d

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my ass flushing (or whatever is happening in this meme)

You can

Maybe you can, but a reasonable person wouldn’t

Yeah, well, learning how to write was a big part of that. Also, figuring out how to store archival data in a way that would last/survive the eons has also taken us a very long time

“Evolution" according to Elon Musk

I SAY!

#bottomlife

Every yin has a yang ;)

❤️

I’ll say this: I am superduper into hairy dudes, and I have observed that bald dudes are extremely hairy everywhere else.

1. that totally works for me

2. oh look! As I’m lost a little bit of my own hair, I’m also getting even more hairy myself. I’m a little turned on by that, too!

3. in this increasingly complex and terrifying world, in this swirling morass of insecurities, ‘losing my hair’ is one less thing I need to worry about. I’ll take that as a win if that’s something that just doesn’t bother me. And, to be perfectly, Frank, I have had the privilege to sport a mohawk since I was 17, and I’m 49 now. I have definitely “made the most of it“ the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and I am perfectly happy with the end result. 🤟

As a guy who is losing his hair, I am so glad that this is not one of the things I am insecure about.

(having a huge dick helps 😉)

Lol, I needed a good laugh this morning

I cawed you, but you didn’t pick up

If your best counter argument is a cartoon, you’ve proven my point.

“I’m too lazy to use google or ChatGPT. Please think for me. Also feed me and change my diaper.”

If you encounter something and you don’t know what it is, a search engine should at least be the first place you stop before demanding that a random stranger do your thinking for you. This is a lesson that most people learned 30 years ago.

Before that, most people were, at least, polite enough to go to a local library (or relying on their education) before demanding a stranger do their thinking for them. At least, back then, we had some shame in publicly admitting that we were ignorant. and even more shame in admitting that we were so lazy that we would demand random Internet strangers to do our thinking for us.

And downvote me all you like. You know I’m right. And shame on all of you.