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Grail@multiverse.soulism.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

The next generation of AI powered technology

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The next generation of AI powered technology

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Grail@multiverse.soulism.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Charles Xavier from Temu.

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    Any chance this will be available for haired folk?

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    Why does that look like the fakest bald head ever? Is that makeup, or a photoshop? The dude clearly has two very different skin tones.

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      I think the face is pasted on in Gimp or Photoshop - the traditional tools of the old masters.

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        An elegant software for a more civilized age.

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      Dude looks he had someone else’s face put on him

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      It should be reported, every once and awhile shitposts arent real.

      • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netOP
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        I’m sorry I’ll take the post down

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          Liar

          • Grail@multiverse.soulism.netOP
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            I’m in the process of doing it! It’s just taking a while because I’m using the butterfly programming method

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      His ear also looks out of place

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        i dont like his shoes

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      It’s a bald cap blended with makeup. He has hair under it

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        I wondered that too. But it’s SUCH a piss poor blending job.

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    Finally, a technology worth boiling the oceans over.

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      seriously I should shave or I’m gonna be out of the job market holy shit

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    AI… Asshole Improvement

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      Too much hair

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    This made me chuckle. That’s rare. You get a pat on the head.

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    As a guy who is losing his hair, I am so glad that this is not one of the things I am insecure about.

    (having a huge dick helps 😉)

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      Life with hair was an illusion. Rid yourself of what remains and join us, brother.

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        I’ll say this: I am superduper into hairy dudes, and I have observed that bald dudes are extremely hairy everywhere else.

        1. that totally works for me

        2. oh look! As I’m lost a little bit of my own hair, I’m also getting even more hairy myself. I’m a little turned on by that, too!

        3. in this increasingly complex and terrifying world, in this swirling morass of insecurities, ‘losing my hair’ is one less thing I need to worry about. I’ll take that as a win if that’s something that just doesn’t bother me. And, to be perfectly, Frank, I have had the privilege to sport a mohawk since I was 17, and I’m 49 now. I have definitely “made the most of it“ the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and I am perfectly happy with the end result. 🤟

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      now wait a minute, my dong is tiny and I also feel great about being bald

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        #bottomlife

        Every yin has a yang ;)

        ❤️

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    Man now I kind of wish I was bald… I have brain farts at least once an hour

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    They want me to actually break windows now?

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      Look at this guy. He still has windows.

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        I have never had Linux break due to a fart, either Linux is strong or my farts are weak

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    “Welcome back to Braining with Babish”

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      Brapping with Babish

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    What do they mean by double the loudness? Make 80db 160db or 83? The latter would not have much difference, while the former turns your farts into a tactical weapon.

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      Double the subjective loudness.

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        160db, it is.

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    I’m getting three and handing them to random bald dudes in the office!

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    I feel personally attacked by this

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    highlighting twice would make this headline more clickbaity

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