I want a good canoe I can go fishing in. I used to want a Super Yacht that I could snort cocaine in. We all need to manage our expectations or pretty soon everyone will want the yacht.

M.A.D.D. was too weak for the Vin Diesel onslaught. Also, fuck Jackie Stewart! /s

Giving money to people on the street for most of my life was a terrible financial decision on my part. I could’ve invested that money in something “right-wing” and be drowning in cash today! /s

The world has way more labels for trump than trump has for others. trump’s voice tends to get amplified more because…you know…billionaire media owners.

Just another big talking fool, saying unknown things with confidence.

The world ended because many people were desperately pursuing internet clicks and popularity. /s

On the farm we used to throw wheat at each other. We called it ‘gluten tag’. /s

“The citizens we are bleeding dry for grossly huge profits are not happy”, said a befuddled collective of CEO’s. “What are we doing wrong?”. A green acolyte mewled, “What if we gave ourselves bigger bonuses?” and he was immediately made King of the CEO’s for his originality. /s

Where I live there would be paint scratches and flat tires on that car. Probably twisted/broken windshield wipers as well.

Capitalism is so old hat. Everyone knows they are being treated unfairly and we just sort of grimace and bare it. Enough already! Let’s move on to a more enlightened phase of humanities progression. What’s the next new thing? C’mon! In the words of a favourite american troubadour, “We don’t have to say goodbye if we all go!”.

I’ve never seen someone obtain so large a position while being so underqualified for it. Danger, danger Will Robinson!

Did the UK go all in on those grossly huge North American vehicles?

Imagine american soldiers dying just to protect trump and epstein from their horrendous tween rapes. What a shithole world this can be (it can also be beautiful as well, never forget that).

Capitalists are like cucks for billionaires. Think of the billionaire as a shark and the capitalists as Remora fish. /s

Another racist, degenerate, billionaire backfire. Palestine is being talked about everywhere, big time! Thanks Mister Kraft! Sorry Ed, your career is dead. The New England Pedophiles indeed!

What a nice breath of fresh air. Goes to show that this is possible and preferable. Fuck trump and his gestapo regime.