orbituary

Yolks on you…

What do you think a queef is?

That sausage looks like a poo I just had. Sauce and all.

Dumb people don’t get smarter.

This article surely meant to add “Again” to the title.

This probably needs more JPEG.

Ah, yes. self-propelled catapult ammo.

Because self-obsession is also known as narcissism.

You and I think exactly the same. My table are in a Drow fortress and I’ve been having them fight a Drow house.

This would be perfect.

We’re at our yearly cabin retreat now, about to play for the next day and a half.

Forget, but never forgive.

Feels more like 5 weeks.

Talkin’ 'bout my generation. 🎶

If a Boomer doesn’t understand why this is dumb because they don’t know who these assholes are, say “it would be like inviting Opie and Homer Pyle to talk to the troops.”

The analogy isn’t great, but how stupid that sounds might resonate.

Real question. Is that a Shahed or made to look similar? Is this the setup for an October surprise? If so, frighteningly brilliant.

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!