Punkie

I know people like this. Way too eager. I don’t know how to help them because their brain “warps” around reality like some weird mental bubble. How do you explain some level of decency outside their libido?

“Okay, so, I want a girlfriend.”

“Okay. That’s fair.”

“And I want that one over there with the huge tits.”

“… look, it doesn’t work that way. There’s a natural process. First, get to know her. It may take weeks. Figure out if you have chemistry at all. She may look great, but maybe she’s incompatible.”

“Oh, she’s compatible, alright. Look at those tits. I am compatible with those tits. I want to marry the woman with those tits.”

“… It’s not gonna work.”

“What do you mean? I want the tits, she has the tits, what’s incompatible?”

“She may not want YOU. What do you have?”

“Uh, I want her tits, hello? Why would she turn me down?”

“Why do they all turn you down?”

“… because they are ugly whores?”

Just… stay out of the breeding pool, dude.