• Punkie@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    I know people like this. Way too eager. I don’t know how to help them because their brain “warps” around reality like some weird mental bubble. How do you explain some level of decency outside their libido?

    “Okay, so, I want a girlfriend.”

    “Okay. That’s fair.”

    “And I want that one over there with the huge tits.”

    “… look, it doesn’t work that way. There’s a natural process. First, get to know her. It may take weeks. Figure out if you have chemistry at all. She may look great, but maybe she’s incompatible.”

    “Oh, she’s compatible, alright. Look at those tits. I am compatible with those tits. I want to marry the woman with those tits.”

    “… It’s not gonna work.”

    “What do you mean? I want the tits, she has the tits, what’s incompatible?”

    “She may not want YOU. What do you have?”

    “Uh, I want her tits, hello? Why would she turn me down?”

    “Why do they all turn you down?”

    “… because they are ugly whores?”

    Just… stay out of the breeding pool, dude.

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      2 hours ago

      what do you have

      Balls. Both as an answer, and a statement of disappointment over the sudden realisation I have nothing to offer.

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          3 hours ago

          So do I and in that context specifically a guy coming up and only talking about my boobs and how nice they are is a totally acceptable way to start a conversation.

          He only cares about one body part? That’s literally the kind of itch a party like that is supposed to let you scratch.

          He’d still need to learn basic etiquette, but that would change him from a guy pretending to like a person when he just likes her boobs to a guy just liking someone’s boobs. He’s much less likely to leave people feeling deceived in that context.

          Or he can just give a couple hundred every month to a girl in a topless bar, that’s also a relationship where nobody feels deceived and might be the right level for his social skills, I dunno.

          • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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            33 minutes ago

            Yeah, I think thats totally fair if he still learns etiquette and has a desire to see how and where his engaging in the way he’d like to is welcome. I’m just not seeing that much in the way the commenter described him 😅

            But maybe a venue where there’s room and invitation to participate in his preferred mode of interaction would open things up a bit more 🤷🏻‍♂️

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        5 hours ago

        Don’t you have to actually get your partners off? It means actually giving a shit if the other one enjoys it?

        I’m not sure that mentality is capable of that.

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            58 minutes ago

            Even when he is not doing it for you to enjoy? I mean he only does things he wants and doesn’t care if its doing anything for you?
            I mean that’s a kink also. No shame here.

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              For example I was chatting with a guy at Folsom when I had my tits out for public use and he said “you know I’m gay and have never actually felt boobs, I’m kind of curious. Women’s bodies are fascinating, like cephalopods.”

              So I said “sure go for it” and he examined it without any sexual energy or intent to arouse me at all, to satisfy his curiosity. And he said “thanks, that was really interesting”. It was fun (thankfully he refrained from comparing how I feel to a cephalopod).

              If somebody is being an asshole, or trying to hurt or degrade me, then obviously I wouldn’t enjoy that. But in general, yeah at a play party I like it when people pay attention to my boobs.

              This is very situational. Most days I wear a sports bra and don’t show cleavage, if someone came to to me on the bus and grabbed my boob they’d get an elbow for starters.

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              4 hours ago

              You know how some people are better at playing a violin than other people? Some people are better at playing with boobs than other people.

              And some people are like “oh yeah cool boobs I’ll give a honk”, some people you can see their whole facial expression and posture change, like they’re about to try a boss again and this time they’re not losing, they’re in it for the love of the game.

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                4 hours ago

                And some guys get out their finger skates so that they can do a sweet 180 kickflip off those puppies

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                  Hell yes that’s the mentality I want. None of this “idly groping” shit, bring the eye of the tiger to the mission.