I make robots for a living (yes I’ve worked with humanoids) and that is absolutely fake.

I’m morbidly curious to watch a little bit but I don’t want to become dumber than I already am

His face is literally :3

Same :(

I’m assuming this really happened because reality has become significantly more bonkers than satire.

I guess the next time I want to travel internationally I’ll take a train to Canada and fly out from there.

Depending on the circumstances cum can be shot at pretty high velocities (e.g. how tight someone is grabbing the shaft) but the majority of those loads are very high up the wall. If it was just a few then that wouldn’t seem too out of the ordinary but damn.

I stopped paying for D+ when they doubled their price within a year. Guess I’ll continue torrenting.