Mamdani is gonna call him a fascist again, and Trump is gonna try to suck his dick a little bit more, to get some of that sweet, sweet popularity juice.
Another big win for Mamdani, and another embarrassing failure event for Trump.
An overall win for the nation! Make sure to vote this November!
Betcha trump can’t hide his man crush.
Let us all savor this rare moment where the President of the United States is right about something.
Trump is gonna try to abduct and deport him
Trump likes Mamdani because he sees Mamdani as a charimatic winner and Trump is always going to fangirl over who he perceives as a winner.
Please have Trump discretely killed. Without him, MAGAts aren’t going to show up to vote in November, and we’ll get the executions we deserve. Have someone stick him with insulin, or use one of the several topicals that could induce a heart attack in such a frail child rapist
Actually, it’s probably the worst time for Trump to die. One of the few things that can change the tide of the election is a martyr, and I’m sure the propaganda machine is up to the relatively simple task of making this the Dear Leader Trump Memorial Election.
Even if he dies from McDonald’s-clogged arteries, it gives Fox and every fascist propaganda outlet the ultimate excuse for redirecting the national conversation, to attack anyone speaking ill of the dead, and to make the GOP sympathetic.
Trump’s looking for more fashion tips.
And the moment Mamdani shows up, Dump is going to be all smiles and praise because dude is magnetic and so genuinely likeable— unlike the sack of feces that Dump is.
