This is in fact satire, though they’re so goofy it could easily be real.
Huh, I wonder how much he paid to have someone take a dump on the side of his head.
Jesus H Christ.
That ear has no shooting scar either
it could easily be real
I think of this comic anytime someone does the mental gymnastics to acknowledge something is fake, but then continue to use it as evidence supporting their beliefs.
https://abc7ny.com/post/man-gets-trump-tattoo-on-neck-i-dont-want-to-hide-it/1718168/
https://inkdlondon.com/blogs/news/lil-pump-and-his-donald-trump-tattoo
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/woman-trump-tattoo-forehead-takes-33599024.amp
Now what was that you were saying again? Go ahead and reformulate your stupid thought, I’ll wait.
“Yea well you might have proved that my video of a seagull driving a truck was fake, but here’s a bunch of videos of seagulls doing other things, so there!”
It wasn’t worth the wait.
I miss the days when you didn’t have to check to see if something was satire.
The closest thing I can think of, in the uk, would be getting a jimmy saville tattoo.
He should take a chunk out of the ear for realism.
Wouldn’t a perfectly intact ear be more realistic?
Pour a little bit of ketchup on it.
How did they notice he was wearing a maga hat? Was he facing the other way at the time?
Vance is on the other cheek.
My jaw hit the floor so hard it left a dent!
