Not a direct answer to your question, but if you’ve never read Top Ten by Alan Moore, now would be a really good time. A police procedural in a city where everyone has powers and a gimmick.
Free Palestine
Three Palestine.
My power is that I can replicate countries. My power is only limited by what you define as a “country”.
Not the kind of question I asked, but I agree it needs freed.
“My super power is the ability to assassinate Trump”
Theres a funny joke in “The Magicians” where the dean had to ban time travel because kids kept trying to go back and kill Hitler who turned out to be the most powerful battlemage throughout history.
“You’re a creep even if you’re invisible”
Awesome! I’ve tried imagining some of the following. What if?:
- Stay Super
Stay Human
We are Super Human!
- Full Time Power
Still Running?
Try Flying!- Woah! I Read Minds…
You Have Nice Tattoo
Under Your T-Shirt- Why So Powerful?!
Too Fast or Too Ready?
- Keep Calm
and
Keep up with Power
Full Throttle Hoody!
- Careful! I see Though You!
Today We Discover Universes…
- Stay Super
It gets bigger.
My other hoodie is in another dimension.
I’m with stupid (on multiversal doppelgangers)
You should see the other planet. No, really, I’ll take you!
Warning! (With actual warnings about what could go wrong near them)
[Recursive hero poses]
Heroes with x-ray vision being inappropriate by wearing clothes that already exists: e.g. a t-shirt that says FBI - Female Body Inspector
Nothing at all. Let the buggers guess. :)
Capt free facerides
