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Transcript
4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: a guy pets his dog. rub rub
The dog thinks: Thank you for putting your hands on me
Panel 2: the dog stands on its hind legs and rubs his paws on the guy rub
Dog thinking: Let me return the favor
Guy: “No! Get down! Bad”
Panel 3: the guy is upset at the dog. The dog is just confused
Dog: The fuck, dude
Panel 4: the guy resumes petting the dog rub rub
Dog: Wow what the fuck dude


I think dogs see hands as a mouth. So they understand petting as being groomed.
“I Have No Paws and I Must Scream” by Barklan Ellison
When you touch a dog, a dog touches you. Nietzsche.
Hell is other dogs.
Sartre