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4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: a guy pets his dog. rub rub
The dog thinks: Thank you for putting your hands on me
Panel 2: the dog stands on its hind legs and rubs his paws on the guy rub
Dog thinking: Let me return the favor
Guy: “No! Get down! Bad”
Panel 3: the guy is upset at the dog. The dog is just confused
Dog: The fuck, dude
Panel 4: the guy resumes petting the dog rub rub
Dog: Wow what the fuck dude


I find that an absolutely batshit take based on what I mentioned. In reality, dog breeds are a considerably different situation, with centuries of rudimentary-level genetic engineering involved in order to create a range of dogs with specialized characteristics and behaviors.
Of course not every dog in that breed is going to have exactly the same personality, but the point is that different breeds will have considerably different temperaments exactly due to what what humans wanted from that line of dogs.
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Lol, wth?