Not it.
I was very slow as a kid due to juvenile arthritis. Thankfully, I outgrew it, but I can almost guarantee I am still it. This is such a whimsical and delightful thought. Thank you for the smile today stranger. I definitely needed it.
Glad I could help you smile. Tomorrow tag someone random and yell “You’re it!”
Preferably at the grocery store 😎
I stopped being “it” the same time I lost my virginity. Now she’s “it.” 😌
STI
Sexually Transmitted It
It never occurred to me to tag people with my penis.
Sounds like something that would happen in an Adam Sandler movie.
He’s walking down the street in NYC, and some guy runs up behind him and slaps him on the back, yells, “You’re it!” and runs off.
“oh shit! I think that was Davey Roberts! We used to hang out on the playground back at PS 119 back when we were kids. I wonder what the hell that was about…”
Cut to Facebook search for Davey roberts
cut to messenger live conversation
“Davey!! Long time no see buddy! How you been?!”
…
“your it” (misspelled, no punctuation)
Sandlers character gets a notification indicating he’s been invited to a Facebook group
sees group name
“PS 119 Tag Never Ended”
This winter…
cut to playground stock footage
Adam sandler is…
fast cuts of adults sprinting down alleys
“Still It”
Rated PG-13
Coming to theaters December 23rd
This is an snl thing waiting to happen
I think “it” resolves when the game ends
Oh we realize. We are waiting. Poised for the moment you least expect to strike and pass on the dreaded curse of it.
Any day now.
I have collected 19 its so far after being tagged and refusing to relinquish the power & at this point im not sure many could survive a 19x strength tag
Oof, “tag 19x” lol eek
Hey, if tag works like homeopathy, they are gaining superhuman strength here!
Nah, 19x is concentrated enough to have no effect
Nah. Being It always ended when the game ended and a new It was picked at the start of the next game whenever that was.
You keep telling yourself that. It.
