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Do not put that up your pooper. It may look like a anal plug, but it separates and that will be a weird hospital visit to the ER.
I don’t think you should be putting anything that unscrews like that in your asshole.
But the bondage possibilities are wild…
Probably not. But it’s better than my current method of just my keys on a string.
What if we added a recesssd latch?
I don’t know, is it any better then the Butt Plug Nug Jug?
“Ugh… I sat on my keys!”
Apparently there’s a whole market.
A hole market if you will
now that’s actually cool.
on the shitpost meter, you score 60%
We are done. People who can identify an AI image are now the minority and the mass will be fooled and yet choose to be confidently wrong about it.
If you are curious, read up about ai image watermarking: https://youtu.be/kVXp6UNVPTo
https://youtu.be/9btDaOcfIMY https://openai.com/index/advancing-content-provenance/ https://openai.com/research/verify/
Honestly, would you be surprised about this being sold in something lile AliExpress or Amazon?
I would not.It’s a butt plug in a department store, of course it’s fake.
Department stores do carry sex toys. Obviously not Kmart since that hasn’t been a thing in like 20 years but Target and such places do have them on the shelves.
Anything is a sex toy to those of us with an imagination.
Nobody thinks this is a real image in a Kmart. They just dispute whether the obviously fake image was photoshopped or generated by AI.
The butt plug image used is AI but also from the company that sells them: https://craverise.com/products/stainless-steel-hidden-key-box-butt-plug
That does not mean that putting the AI image in that context for humorous purposes was done in AI.
It is also trivial to strip watermarks so checking for watermarks isn’t reliable. Not all gen AI images are even created with watermarks. It’s like checking an optional note from a parent.
We should just call stuff fake if that is what matters. Whether it is gen AI or photoshop is far less important than being fake.
photoshopped or generated by AI
this is exact what i was saying. i didn’t assume anyone thought it was real, but apparently a lot of people thought it was photoshop (which requires skill, practice, time, and effort), when it was really AI (which doesn’t). the proof is the fact that the entire image has SynthID, you can block out the product image (which is also AI generated) from the photo and it still has SynthID. someone took one AI image and asked AI to edit it into a photo, it’s AI all the way down.
People are fooled by a genAI image and thought it was created by a human, and when given the facts they choose to denial and continue to be confidently wrong about it. i mean i already know it’s difficult for humans to admit that they are wrong, but to see that actually play out in front of my eyes…
So, the image is fake, but the product exists. Also, Kmart does sell a few sex toys. So, the only lie here is that Kmart sells this particular sex toy, as it does not.
Many years ago, before Walgreens started selling sex toys in store, I bought a hitachi magic wand from them. (This was before their mainstream adoption as a sex toy, and they were not labeled as such on their site. They were significantly cheaper there than at places selling them as sex toys.)
But to your point - many believable lies contain plausible truths.
I’m weirdly disappointed the real product has a gem in the base.
The first clue was Kmart honestly.
Also pretty sure it’s a non-standard logo for Kmart too.
There’s other details but that was a major one for me.
You know, on top of the idea of this somehow getting sold in a box store which is silly enough to begin with.
Actually no; that is both the correct logo for KMart in Australia AND its own internal brand Anko:
I get people are arguing about fake/AI, but… KMART is still alive and kicking? I thought they died off like Radio Shack and Blockbuster.
This is the Australian Kmart.
You’d get all this shit in the seam
Please do not put anything from Kmart inside you. It will almost certainly break
It’s a Blue
LightBall Special.
She jingles loudly while she dances,
Leading oft to pantsless romances.
Careful early planning, she stays worry free,
As her bottom always holds the key.
You’re welcome.
… To her bottom.
“wait a second, just let me get out the keys”
Looks like AI
Smells like AI, too
Until used, then it’ll smell like something else
I mean you gotta wash it
pam image: they’re the same smell
That is a very personal key holder.
