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TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Interview Flatulence

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Interview Flatulence

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TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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      I really, really, really like this image.

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    My weekness is that I can’t do that every time.

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      Lol.

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      My weakness is that I always fart silently.

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    I found a screenshot without their fart in front of the image

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    Looks like a translucent cloud of flatulence got in the way of the image

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    I want that guy who fucks with AI screeners to say shit like this.

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      Who is he? Where can I find him?

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        Send out a bunch of chatbot job interview invitations, he’ll find you.

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      yeah, we all want that guy

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    “…that I couldn’t stop what came out with the fart”

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    Interviewer: “Show me.”

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    I’m always curious to hear these from the perspective of the ever present Interviewer

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      Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.

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    “…my farts sometimes ooze a little bit, so apologies in advance.”

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    “That smile… That damn smile…”

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    I think in this instance, a weakness would be ones pelvic floor.

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