I wonder if it can tell the difference between someone talking about a transmission, and someone talking about a transvestite?

Because that would definitely be an improvement if it can.

The box is my favourite.

How did the guy eat? Presumably he must have had contact with the outside world to get supplies etc sent to him.

Satire is impossible when it’s aimed at the US government. There is nothing anyone can come up with that is more ridiculous than what they actually do.

Also, did this actually happen? I honestly can’t tell.

I’m not too bothered about that.

This really feels like Wired reached a conclusion before writing the article. The survey results aren’t amazing, but they’re a lot better than I’d have expected based on the article.

Obviously some very gross individual examples though.

You’re allowed to not care.

This is dumb, but what’s even dumber is making a device that can even fail in that way to start with. I’d have expected the core refrigerator function to be isolated in some way from the rest of the device.

Never said they were women.

Nah, I keep seeing hand wringing articles about this from columnists, it’s definitely happening.

The number of people, mostly women, getting outraged about Sydney Sweeney right now shows this very much still happens.

So, I realise being in a gym makes this far worse than, say, an endurance athlete, but do you think part of the reason she was given so much shit (lol) is because nobody takes Hyrox seriously?

And in her socks. Also her back and arms somehow.

AI learned to write like that from somewhere, remember that.