That’s what all of us call him on the playground.
Seriously though, is Vance letting his kids write speeches for him now?
That’s because the ‘t’ in “fart” is silent. Not too many people know that. /s
Vance isn’t smart enough to know that either
I wonder did anyone of his child kids ever teased him with “Vance Vance shat hit pants”
I sure hope so
Satire is impossible when it’s aimed at the US government. There is nothing anyone can come up with that is more ridiculous than what they actually do.
Also, did this actually happen? I honestly can’t tell.
Yeah its so strange that jokes just aren’t possible
Reminder:
You forgot “America’s Hitler”
To be fair I’m not sure Trump would ever sink so low as to use “fart left” as an insult.
AI video of him dumping shit from a jet on protestors is about the same level of child like insults though and something he 100% did.
Haha oh yeah forgot about that. Ok so they are on the same level.
Oh, he definitely would.
Was… was that real? Am I real? What the fuck is happening in the adult world right now.
Yeah I double checked it and found a real news source that confirmed it. Vance claims he misspoke but given how he rambled on about it its obvious it was planned. Wonder which kindergarten-level advisor suggested it to him.
This feels like Vance is trying to work on his “tight ten” to appeal to the trump base. Perhaps he’s seeing stuff in the White House we aren’t that he feels he’ll need to be more appealing to the base in the near future.
It’s obvious he’s been trying that all along. He lost some weight over the last 2 years for example. Fortunately he is the embodiment of cringe so all his attempts to appeal to Trumps base tend to backfire on him.
It’s obvious he’s been trying that all along.
Sure, but this is, as far as I know, his first foray into toilet humor to try to appeal to trump voters. This move feels like a new race to the bottom (pun not intended, but I’m keeping it anyway).
Trump’s biggest appeal is his perceived authenticity. The problem is that the dipshits confuse audacity with authenticity. Trump is authentically audacious, though. So when Vance tries it, he comes off as the poser he is.
Could be worse. Trump’s idea of a tight ten involves a trip to his late best friend’s island.
Yeah, so fascists are, and always have been, really really stupid.
Meemaw is that you?
OK there couch fucker.
It was consensual
Honestly, better than many of his colleagues can say
If your couch is talking to you, take your meds.
Stop judging them for being in love!
When all you can smell is diaper don’s McDonald’s farts, sometimes you say what comes to mind.
He has diarrhea of the mind
What the hell is going on with that picture? Why is his head so bulging? Why do the people look so weird and… Off.
Vance is a baby face version borrowed from the “did you even say pwease” meme. People in the background are all real but at a way lower resolution than Vance. These are fingerprints of my shoddy photoshopping so you know its not AI.
Conservatives aren’t people. That may explain it.
Please God let him actually have said that, it would be so funny
Certainly an L timeline.
“And because we need somebody who will actually fight back against the ‘fart left,’ we need Michael Whatley in the United States Senate,” Vance said on Monday to applause. “Now, you may not have even heard that, but I actually - I usually don’t misspeak - but I just called them the ‘fart left,’ not the ‘far left,’” Vance continued.
The vice president’s remark drew some laughs from the crowd, with Vance going on to preemptively dismiss any suggestion he deliberately used the term.
“I promise that was an accident,” he said. “So to the fake news, who will accuse me of bad language, I promise I did not mean to call them the ‘fart left.’ I meant to call them the ‘far left.’”
Booo he walked it back. Cringe.
Probably testing his audience. If the applause was louder he would have owned it and claimed it intentional. This is the same logic as “its just a prank bro”.
Probably testing his audience.
The 3rd graders of Ms. Jones social studies class.
Well, I guess to be fair I would assume that magafolk would have eaten that up and gone for it too. Maybe the Cushion King does understand them better than me
Its cringe either way because we know he purposely said it, then lied and played it off like it was an accident, then spun it into some kind of attack on the “fake news”
Vance should change his name (again for like the 4th time) from JD to JC (Just Cringe) because thats all Vance is capable of.
Yeah, definitely still cringe. In my dreams they go all in on that slogan and Joe Rogan has to say how genius it is with a straight face
Oh its real alright
Hilarious. The FART left! Don’t send the gestapo, I’m already slain
This is why I can’t wait to see a president JD Vance. MAGA is a cult of personality. Once Trump and his sociopathic charisma is gone, the only one that will hold the movement together will be the charismatic black hole that is Just Dance Vance.
Defend our future…by raping our wallets (and children), turning all our allies against us, and violating the shit out of our rights.
Loving the maga child in the background
What a GOPeepee head
