

I simply dont eat lunch, like a cool guy
If only it were that easy, but then again maybe it is. Maybe I still can’t let go or perhaps I’m doing it all wrong. But I’m still that guy.
I’m still the same guy as I’ve always been. & one of these days I’ll simply be nothing.
These are my terms.


I simply dont eat lunch, like a cool guy
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“If I wasn’t married with kids and grandkids”
kind of a big thing for us disgusting mammals
Wow, what a smart fellow


hm, probably not. but I think destroying the rock by swinging it against another, harder rock would make you worthy
dire portents, its sunday


Pyre
Void Stranger
Warframe
Rimworld
F-Zero GX


nah sounds lame. what if james sunderland was a cool badass dude with time travel powers so he could save mary instead? Also he smokes weed
My first time eating in a pizza hut involved a dead fly in my salad. I lose all of my appetite when I see red on a pizza box to this day
Right now? My boyfriend is very clearly emotionally wounded by something he doesnt want to share with me. Feeling helpless makes me unhappy, EZ.

Give me the quiet. I hate busy days because i always have something i’ve been putting off that I feel bad about not doing when im doing something else


This homunculus needs a fucking swirlie, among other things


Didnt know I needed an accursed taxidermized mouse until now…


The weirdass cat plush that arrives months after I die. It has a gun


Strudel and its not even close


You are the hope going forward. It can only be people like you.
Im sorry puppy. I have already thrown the ball and joined you on the tracks, it was a quantum inevitabilty. Good news though, I have also taken you and everyone on the tracks home alive.