0.01% Cherokee. So that’s my identity now.

We don’t see case

Yes. Because God impregnated a child to birth your savior. Let alone the power differential. Consent was literally impossible.

And what’s good enough for the goose is good enough for the gander. Or gosling, in this case.

The Bible also says nothing about typing. So why are you still here?

See, I think they’re more Christian than you. The rosary is simply a reminder to pray quietly and not show off their religion. Something you seem to have missed. And what about not judging?

It’s all moot. Y’all are arguing over different flavors of a fanfic. Real Jesus was nothing like the book.

Oh yes, yes. It’s your specific interpretation of the highly mistranslated book that is the deciding factor.

Shit, I rolled my eyes too hard and I think I hurt something. I’m sending you the doctor bill.

I think this is funny. Squidward is a silly guy.

That’s said, don’t feel the need to pander to other people’s fantasies. There are lots of people who don’t believe or don’t care. Those can be your friends.

He’s mildly acidic

Lol. I need a life 🙃

Oh. That’s less fun then :-/

Eh? No idea who you are. I just reply to things I disagree with. I guess that’s you.

All news has bias. But it’s worth funding news that isn’t the big few.

Never read Ground News, but fund your local reporter.

It’s ok to not understand how words work. Many struggle with it.

Fat doesn’t make you fat.

Whining is my primary source of cardio

It’s like a ticket at the deli counter. You need to wait in line until it’s your turn.

Good Morning can also mean “go away”, with the right tone

See, this is how everyone can tell you are shilling for Nintendo. By acting like a crazy person you make hating on Nintendo seem crazy.

How much are they paying you? Are they forcing you to do this by kidnapping your girlfriend and holding her in a castle?

Nothing erodes a good message like a bad messenger.

I cannot think of anything that would be more annoying than having to rule. My hope is thatone day everyone’s smart enough to not need rulers.

And while we’re at it, I also want to unicorn and a pony.