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Wait a second, did he drown a ship or hit a baby with a bottle of chamapgne
You’re right to push back. You asked me not to whallop the baby with a bottle of champers but that’s exactly what I did. That’s not just a mistake, it’s a load bearing error and I apologize.

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Steven with a PH, spelt with a v
He’s mildly acidic
The less PH, the more acidic… So I guess he’s basic.
He’s Jewish?
Must mean his Pet Horse
It’s Pretty Huge.
glass smashes

That’s one way to do a gender reveal party
So you didn’t crush young men to death wheeling the baby carriage over them?
Complete failure. Turns out we need a much heavier baby carriage.
Well hey at least he doesn’t spike 'em like a football.
Anymore.







