Speaker Mike Johnson is closing up the House early, sending lawmakers home Wednesday to campaign for the midterm elections after what he claims is the most productive Congress in decades.
But not without a scathing rebuke from GOP Rep. Thomas Massie for all the unfinished business.
Massie’s resolution to impeach Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth over the war in Iran and his bipartisan effort to force the release of more files in the Jeffrey Epstein investigation are all being left behind, blocked from votes.
Cover up issues and then lie. That’s a great campaign message for Republicans. Oh, and taxpayer waste. Why are we paying them a salary to bot do their jobs? Vote them out!
- Some scientists in the desert screw up, causing a big accident.
- Send in the military to cover it up and kill every scientist they can find.
- Send in a separate unit to do the same thing to the first military unit sent.
- Detonate a nuke in the facility just to be sure nothing gets out.
The Republicans would do well in the Half Life universe.
Don’t forget:
- Lose a war in 7 hours
I’ll tell my boss that I’m also recessing early so I don’t have to deal with a nasty server migration that’s coming. I’ll take two months vacation. Let’s see what he says.
Why not three months like McConnell?
Um, he had a good reason for that…
Honestly politics is just that, tit for tat.
