I keep some old keys around for occasions like this
He means the car looking sidewalk.
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Where I live there would be paint scratches and flat tires on that car. Probably twisted/broken windshield wipers as well.
I don’t know if I can fit there. Hmm, maybe if I take my keys out of my pocket and hold them in my hand while squeezing through.
i’m getting a bit pudgy so who knows what my belt buckle might do when i’m forced to shimmy past the car
I don’t know, but generally if you find something on the side walk you may be able to keep it?
I like this one. I’ll steal it with pride
When I lived in New York, I would have to regularly buy new keys because I would wear them out on how many cars I scratch the fuck up for doing this exact thing.
If you are not keying every car and slashing every tire, every time you see a motherfucker do this, you’re wasting your time. These assholes have to learn their lessons in a very expensive way, or they will continue to do this.
A car with a broken window can still move out of the way. Slashed tires park it in the way for longer.
The cars parked on the side of the road scratched the fuck out of my dog stroller
hmmm if pedestrians have the right of way, does that mean i can walk on top of this car?
I have to assume the owner expected such behavior parking on a sidewalk.
I “accidentally” walk close to the car and maybe my jean button unfortunately may touch the car. Ooops😂
Simple answer no, you could go past it and if it was damaged in the process that really wouldn’t be your fault and they would have to go to civil court to try to deal with it. Walking over it is pretty likely to be taken as property damage and you at the very least get cited out if not taken before a magistrate.
Probably true but also incredibly unfair. Some people simply get away with ignoring rules and as the person trying to find a creative way to pay retribution you have to worry about legal consequences.
I’m happy there’s an app to report such things where I live. Never know if anything happens but at least it feels like I have done something.
Worth it.
Brave to park like that when so many carry pocket knives and loose stones are so prevalent.
“How unfortunate you parked here on a day when it was raining bricks…”
And to drive such an unreliable car that the front would just fall off like that.
Chance in a million.
I really needed to get through that narrow opening with my bike. Might have touched thr paintjob a bit. Sue me.
How I comment:
1st offence: bag of dogshit on the car
2nd offence: no more bag, just shit
Maybe there are apps that can help you report this to the community for handing out tickets.
Be the bigger person and just ignore it… by walking right on top of and over the car
I would (and have) walk past it while my key scratches the car front to back as I walk past.
Oopsie-daisy!
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India. It sucks to live here. 😪
Imported European car or do you have blue strips on the license plates there too?
As long as the number plate colours are correct (black on white for private, black on yellow for transport) you can have any style of number plate.
You can even mention which caste/community you belong to.
No one gives a fuck.
You can get plates with Euro-style blue stripes
It’s got EU plates, but that truck in the background has Indian plates, I think. So not only is the driver a twat and their car a twatmobile, they also dragged it a quarter of the way around the world to show it off. But if I’m not mistaken, that’s a 320-series which is a nice car but definitely not a car worth dedicating that much effort to, so they’re also a twat with an overstuffed sense of how cool their twatmobile is.
It has Indian plates (newer Indian plates can look like EU plates sometimes). This was taken in Bangalore
I mean. While you could use the sidewalk available on the correct side of the road, being eurotrash is more fashionable. Well played!
sidewalk available on the correct side of the road
Sidewalks are meant to be used on both sides of the road. By people, not BMWs. I don’t think parking on the other side would’ve made things any better for anyone.
