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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago

fencing champions

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fencing champions

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago
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    When I was in high school the fencing team had “F***ing Team” t-shirts.

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    Who won the pissing match?

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      I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that at first glance 😄

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    They’re wizzers Harry

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    Pee

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    I am not taking sides so I am staying on the fence. At least someone got the point.

    Sorry, not sorry, I am seeing my self out

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    Are they all left-handed?

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      They just start the fight that way, but if they’re losing then they’ll switch to the right hand

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        Second health bar?

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      Woah, I thought maybe the pic was flipped, but the text in the background says no. Yeah, it does appear they are all left handed. Sinister Fencers

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        IIRC it gives a pretty significant advantage as most fencers are used to right hand opponents

        Random stat I found on a site that doesn’t cite a source :

        While only 10% of the general population is left-handed, roughly 30% of Olympic fencing medalists have been left-handed.

        Edit : Apparently it’s not just about unfamiliarity, due to how fencing works:

        However, the geometric differences in left-versus-right fencing mean the advantage can be narrowed but never fully eliminated

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        Sinister Fencers

        I was in a band called that. We mostly played grunge and reggae covers of Hannah Montana songs while straddling various animatronic creatures on stage.

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      Not these guys; you need the sabre for those skills.

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        I mean… there’s three of them. Definitely gonna take us out.

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