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gigaqps@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Some have greatness thrust upon them

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Some have greatness thrust upon them

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gigaqps@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    seems kind-of gay

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      There’s vastly more heterosexual anal sex happening in the world than homosexual anal sex.

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        As a gay man, this knowledge makes me insanely jealous

        C’mon boys! Let’s get those numbers up!

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          The statistics are skewed by Heterosexual Anal Sex Georg

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            Stop it! You’re just making me more jealous! And horny!

            Georg

            Oh, I bet he’s all beefy and hairy…Mmmmm…

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              Stupid hairy Georg with his beefy butt

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                That’s right, honey. Didn’t call you here to solve P vs NP.

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              kind-of some gay connotations here

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            For a minute I thought Georg was your name and you had a signature for your comments

            -trying to make a change

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              if you’re still confused here’s a Wikipedia article
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiders_Georg

              also, imagine being such a shitposter your comment gets it’s own Wikipedia article. goals tbh

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        Yeah the top shortage has really got people down bad

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          This is a lie. Literally no top shortage. Maybe you over the top queens in LA, but on the east coast, trolling for dick is easy.

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        seems kind-of a gay thing to say

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      don’t assume the dildo’s gender.

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        It’s not gay if you get fucked in the ass by a female dildo. That’s just science.

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          Ok ngl, I would love a dildo to strap up with that’s shaped more like an estrogenized dick. Mind you it’d just be part of the arsenal, but it would be a fun twist

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            Counterpoint

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              That last one was a banger 🤣

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                You wish

        • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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          in 1882 German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche kind-of published the book The Gay Science

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      Sex toys don’t have a gender, what people enjoy doing with toys by themselves have literally zero bearing on their sexuality.

      You can just as much enjoy using a dildo anally as a straight man as you can as a gay man.

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        I’m not gonna use a ladies dildo, I’m a man! Bring me a small man’s dildo please!

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          Want one in tacti-cool camo and smelling of diesel?

          It comes with lube that can also be used as motor oil.

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            Real patriot stuff.

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          Hey by the way thanks for the profiteroles, they were delicious.

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            Feeling a bit less like a prize asshole.

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          Stuff priests say

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        seems kind-of a gay perspective

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      In these comments: a whoosh heard around the world.

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        Lemmanites will literally walk into /c/nothing-said-in-here-is-serious and immediately try to set the record straight.

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          Um actually you’re in Lemmy Shitpost right now.

          And also “literally” was the Doctor, you’re thinking of “literally’s monster”

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          😂 I’ll still take it over the bullshit everywhere else, though

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      Removed by mod

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